A day with out Detrol

A day without Detrol is like:
* finding fresh gum stuck to your shoe
* having a recurring nightmare
* finding out the belt to your coat was in the toilet when you go to flush
* sending a confidential file to the wrong person
* asking a student's parent when her baby is due and then having the parent tell you she is not pregnant
* driving over a tiny toad sitting in your driveway
* tenderly trying to steer a baby lizard out of the classroom and finding out your tender steering with a broom handle smooshed it to death
* not filling out a student's report card before you sent it home
* going to a children's concert and having a stranger tap you on the sholdier (did I spell that correctly) in the ladies room to tell you the seat cover is hanging out of your pants

Of course none of the things listed above ever happened to me....well, almost none of them. Today was interesting to say the least. Enough said!