Whiny Wednesdsay

Gez, I woke up this morning thinking all these whiny thoughts and couldn't figure out why...'Ah, ha', she (me) said to herself...it's Whiny Wednesday. I'm giving myself perfect permission to whine...ALL DAY! What is there to whine about? Allow me (as if you have a choice) to list a few -

*my fingernails are too long and Van (the Vietnamese, cranky fake nail lady) doesn't have time to fit me in AND she's been in Vietnam for a month - the other Vietnamese fake nail lady does a

*nasty silk, fake nail job

*SNAILS! they are trying to eat my new petunias and my marigolds. The other night I was planting some new flowers, down on my knees and I feel something cool and ticklish on my leg. I ignore it for a few minutes because it is almost refreshing...I look down and IT's A SNAIL! I had a snail trail on my leg. AHHHHHH!!!!!

*The sky is a yellowish/orange because of the massive fires all over northern California. I can't see the clouds...who am I kidding, I can't even see the sky. The air is so bad that I'm conscious of going out to KILL the SNAILS.

*Emily is too pregnant to clean my house for me...ya know what that means...I have to do it myself. If I was smart (that's a BIG 'if') I would do it before I get my fake nails fixed by the fake nail lady that doesn't do a very good job, because Van doesn't have time.

*IT'S HOT - too hot

*And, speaking of 'hot'...I found a picture of my freshman roommates and me the other day and guess what - I WAS HOT, but no more! and THAT is plenty to whine about! Sweet Mickey says I'm still hot, but I know better - he's just being Mickey.

I might, I repeat -might- be done for now. There are actually some pretty important things I could whine about, but those things make me go beyond whining to tears and who wants to cry on whiny Wednesday? NOT ME!